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IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)




SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... -


TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am
Let me try this. Head. Crack. c******d. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am
They seriously censored the word c******ds? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term c******d for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am
When used against scumbag c******ds breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart


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TAGS: disclaimers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - January 23, 2014, 10:45 am
I lost it at 'do not fold, spindle or mutilate' xD
lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 12:03 am

Read it outloud~~thought I was gonna have to Heimlich the husbing!~
lgvernon - January 22, 2014, 9:24 pm

Hilarious! 5Ls


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TAGS: mcdonald s disclaimer privacy info no thanks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:31 pm
"using it anywhere in the universe however we see fit, with or without prior notification." My dad logged off the website and said, "Forget it, I'm done."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:28 pm
Thanks, Priss. My old man tried to redeem something recently online. he read the disclaimer through and through and terms of agreement. One of which had to do with "them" coming into their house at any point in time and taking their picture and quote:
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:10 pm
Sorta like the same paranoia you feel after you've eaten what McDonny's considers a burger! 5L for the upcoming legal fees crotchety!


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